+140Christianity has some really good points to prove creationism. Humans, the universe, and Earth couldn't have possibly have been made so well-designed by accident, amirite?
+33There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?
+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+136How was God created? I mean, he couldn't have just appeared out of nowhere. If that was possible, then isn't it possible that everything like galaxies and life on Earth just appeared out of nowhere?, amirite?
+3,444For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
+1,491What do atheists say on Friday? TERARATSIF? Thank Earth's Rotation and Revolution Around The Sun It's Friday? amirite?
+621If god DID make the earth, it would be funny if he just planted all the fossils and evidence of evolution just to screw with us, amirite?
+104.5 Billion year old Earth is a better explanation than 6,000 year old Earth, amirite? More
-23IF the evolutionary theory is true and still occurring, AND time plus chance really can in fact equal a Universe and life, THEN it is just a matter of time before pigs are flying, unicorns are roaming the Earth, and cows are jumping over the moon! Amirite? More
+315God created the universe in seven days. How do we know His days are the same length as our days? Our days are based on the Earth's rotation, but before the Earth, what did God base His days on? The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Since God in infinite years old, His days could be two billion years long, thus He created the universe in 14 billion years. Religion and Science can go together, amirite?
+773If aliens really wanted to take over the Earth, they wouldn't need to come down and laser-nuke all the major cities. They wouldn't have to replace the most powerful leaders or disable all our militaries. All they'd need to do is sow seeds of discord until we were too weak to face them, and then waltz into power. It's a good thing we all get along or else we might just be destroyed, amirite?
+469Who knows, maybe Christians will go to heaven or hell when they die, and maybe athiests won't. Maybe Buddhists and Hindus will be reincarnated and nobody else will. Maybe what you believe here on Earth will determine what happens after death and nobody is 100% right. amirite?