+469If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? amirite?
+371If there was a post of the day that was so insightful and well worded that it made all governments put greed aside and work for the people, made the people in the middle east all lay down their weapons and made all of humanity stop focusing so much on the minor differences and create everlasting world peace, there would still be that one comment that says, "Why is this shit POTD?", amirite?
+268Mother Nature and the East Coast need to tone down their sex life. A couple days ago we felt their bed rumbling and now she's about to give him a wet and wild blow, amirite?
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+303After cleaning out your closet, there's no task you CANT take on! Clean out closet: check! Find a cure for cancer: done! Creat peace in the Middle East: OH YES! amirite?
+10Do you fish? If so, where and for what? Do you eat your catch? If you dont fish, what is your favorite fish to eat? Exclude shellfish..... More
+265It's funny that when we find out about Kony abducting children in Africa, everyone is all up in arms, but when someone mentions that the United States is killing children in the Middle East, all you can hear are crickets, amirite?
+690Getting stoned in America and getting stoned in The Middle East have some distinct differences from what you've heard, amirite?
+235In the east of America, everything has a classy name since it was just taken from the English, so it sounds all fancy (i.e. Livingston, Manchester, et cetera) then in the southwest everything has a Spanish name because of Mexico(Santa Barbara, New Mexico...), then in the middle is where we started naming stuff. And those are just stupid, amirite?
+310The only reason Romeo and Juliet's romance is viewed as so "ideal" is because it was cut short during the infatuation stage. Had they not died, we might've seen them months down the road saying things more like, "Romeo, Romeo, why art thou here, Romeo?" or "What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is in the West," amirite?
+116Pretty soon they're going to run out of names for these hurricanes and winter storms so it'll just be like "We have Hurricane Shanaynay coming through the east coast", amirite?