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+11,954When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
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cindylouwhos avatar cindylouwho
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+1,226Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts; it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone! Amirite?
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+2,271I bet Prince William is going to feel awkward at his bachelor party. Imagine sticking a note with your grandmother's face on it into a stripper's g-string, amirite?
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+852A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, shits on the floor and leaves, amirite?
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+859Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin, amirite?
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+848Walking is a really weird thing when you think about it. You constantly catch yourself from falling face first by putting your foot on the ground. Every step is like "Oh no. OH NO, I'M GONNA FALL! ...Nope, caught myself that time. WAIT NO I'M GONNA FALL AGAIN! ...Huh, maybe next time." amirite?
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+983I find it boring when people can't think of a better compliment than "you have pretty eyes". Everyone's eyes look cool, they're fucking colorful balls of liquid on your face, amirite?
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+922Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. amirite?
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+799I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?
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+972Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?
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+951Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think im trippin'? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit back down. Cant face me? Turn around. amirite?
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+912The elephant said to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replied "Thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face.", amirite?
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+974Being a vegetarian but eating fish is like being a pacifist but occassionally punching a small child in the face. amirite?
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+1,08870's song lyrics: Let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams, I am a traveller of both time and space, to be where I have been. 2010 song lyrics: They be actin' like they drunk, actin' actin' like they drunk, when sober girls around me actin' actin' like they drunk. Holy shit, amirite?
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+1,050I saw someone slap a midget in the face today. How could anyone stoop that low, amirite?
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