+887Even though I love you so much, you're so stupid. Completely oblivious to the fact that right in front of you is a girl, who dreams about you every night, who would treat you like a king, who would never stop loving you, and yet you go after those other girls. And you wonder why your love life sucks. amirite?
+343In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I am right, amirite?
+240If you think about it, the phrase "sanctity of marriage" is a bit odd. Especially considering that all throughout history marriages consisted of women being given away with no say in the matter like pieces of property, sometimes still as children. Oh, and let's not forget about arranged marriages for political and social gain. In fact two people marrying for love is a relatively new concept. It doesn't really sound like marriage was ever that fucking sacred of an institution to begin with, amirite?
+435Dogs must have severe ADHD. They're always like, "Hey, I'm just gonna laze around today. In fact, I don't like this spot of carpet, so I'm gonna go over here... ha, much better. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A CAT?! LOOK! THERE! LOOK! A CAT! RIGHT THERE! IT'S GOING TO ROB THE HOUSE! GET AWAY, FOUL BEING! Yeahh, no worries, I scared it off. Back to my important sleeping duties," amirite?
+763The fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you." Amirite?
+366Sometimes you just have to stop and marvel at the fact that you're alive. We never really think about it, but we are just a bunch of bones wrapped up tight in muscle and skin, and it's amazing to think that that little pink thing up in your skull controls it. It's a miracle we even exist or have conscious thought, amirite?
+958No matter how old you are, whenever you open to the exact page in a textbook you always feel awesome, and you feel the need to share that fact with EVERYONE, amirite?
+624To the Justin Bieber haters: I'm not a huge fan of his music either, but he CAN play guitar, piano, drums, and trumpet as well as sing and dance. It's not as if he is completely talentless. And he is a pretty decent person considering the fact that he's been under the spotlight for years and the most scandalous thing he's done is gotten a haircut. So lay off. amirite?
+429The fact that they buried Osama Bin Laden at sea means nothing. They buried Megatron at sea too and we see how that turned out, amirite?
+944I saw that new advert for Pizza Hut today that said "Now, order with your iPhone." Question... Couldn't you always order with your iPhone, seeing as it is, in fact, a phone? amirite?
+293Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world theyve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. Its an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. Its a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. amirite?
+871There would actually be a lot more negatives than positives in a nude society; once you get past the fact that you can see hot chicks nude, you realize there are much more ugly than attractive people in most places. Once you account old people, awkward boners becoming more than just awkward, and the frightening reality of how convenient it would be for pedophiles and rapists, the prospect of a completely naked civilization doesn't seem so awesome after all, amirite?
+414If your pants are one fire, the fact that you're lying becomes less of an issue, amirite?
-5,373It's perfectly acceptable to eat your dead pet. In fact, you would be dishonouring it if you didn't. Amirite?