+365michael jackson, billie mays, elvis, freddie mercury,& john lennon are all still alive they just faked it so that in a few years they will have a huge concert were they all perform and billie will be the announcer. amirite?
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+20Everyone has faked being sick just so they could sleep alittle longer once in their lives. If you haven't, catch a cold and take tomorrow off. amirite?
+632Becoming really sick on a day you've been looking forward to is sort of like karma for all the days you've faked sick to get out of certain events, amirite?
+8You faked being sick so you wouldn't have to run in Gym but find out it's dodge-ball day, amirite?
+32Faked stupidity works for pretty girls, but when an ugly girl tries it, she gets blank stares, amirite?
+40So I work at this school as a spanish teacher but also teach the glee club, and my wife faked a pregnancy, one of my co-workers old gym teacher/cheerleader coach who constantly makes fun of my hair, and the other is a nurse with ocd, and don't even get me started on the kids, amirite?
+6Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud. Fuck it,I faked it,i'll rent you out. Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back. Well guess what? Your sex was awful. amirite?
+21You've faked your own death before just to see how your cat/dog would act. And if you haven't then you kind of want to after reading this, amirite?