+4,163Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
+3,509dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?
+3,046The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
+2,177It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+1,748It'd be funny to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and be in the background of all of their pictures, amirite?
+1,540You or your family save grocery bags and use them as trash bags for your smaller garbage cans, amirite?
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+1,535Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?
+1,402If you were on your deathbed and all of your friends and family were around you, it would be awesome for your last words to be, "I left a million dollars in the...", amirite?
+1,127One in five people in the world are Chinese, & my family has five people, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin, amirite?
+1,115Today, everyone should forget about all the stupidty of the Koran burning and the drama of a Mosque near Ground Zero. Today, we should remember all the people who died on this day nine years ago. Our neighbors, our friends, our family. They deserve to be remembered and respected. amirite?
+1,091Sometimes, It's easier to talk to an almost-stranger about your problems then your friends/family. amirite?
+1,090Being the smartest person in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of an Alabama high school, amirite?
+1,031If at first you don't succeed, then try again. Unless you're Asian of course in which case you've already shamed all previous and future generations of your family. amirite?