+3,509dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?
+2,177It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+1,535Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?
+1,748It'd be funny to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and be in the background of all of their pictures, amirite?
+1,402If you were on your deathbed and all of your friends and family were around you, it would be awesome for your last words to be, "I left a million dollars in the...", amirite?
+3,046The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
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+639Blood is thicker then water, but maple syrup is thicker then blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family, amirite?
+564'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?
+1,031If at first you don't succeed, then try again. Unless you're Asian of course in which case you've already shamed all previous and future generations of your family. amirite?
+673When I die, I should be cremated, compressed into a diamond, and then passed down as a family heirloom. Imagine the looks on the future generations' faces when they hear, "Son, I want you to have our family's treasure. It's your grandpa." amirite?
+1,127One in five people in the world are Chinese, & my family has five people, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin, amirite?
+1,090Being the smartest person in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of an Alabama high school, amirite?
+762When our generation gets older, we won't show our kids a family album, we'll log on to our old facebook accounts. ''There's me taking a picture in a mirror... there's my friend taking a picture in a mirror...'', amirite?
+641Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?