+1,417My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
+684Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+2,210Winter may not be your favorite season, but it's definitely in your top four, amirite?
+1,790Watching your favorite movie with people who haven't seen it before is kind of stressful. You basically spend 90+ minutes nervously glancing at the other people to make sure they're enjoying it, amirite?
+840Burger King and Dairy Queen got together for a little in-N-out burger and had Carl's Jr. He sing's about old McDonald's farm, his favorite toy is Jack in the box and his favorite cartoon is sonic. He grew up and married Wendy and Taco Bells were ringing, amirite?
+522Blue-Eyes White Dragon was probably Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card. amirite?
+480When you have a huge crush on someone, you notice every similarity between the two of you. They're like, "Grapes are my favorite food," and you're like, "Oh my freaking god. I drank some grape juice this morning. We must be soulmates," amirite?
+519I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?
+1,829You've listened to a song and anticipated your favorite part, but then began to daydream so you missed it, amirite?
+633There should be Valentine's Day cards from stalkers. They could say stuff like "I love the way you breathe" or "You look so cute when you sleep" and then as a present you could include a gift card to their favorite store in the exact amount of their favorite item. You would totally buy some and freak out your friends, amirite?
+467You love to favorite posts on here because the heart turns purple, amirite?