+1,233The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?
+1,212A person who can eat a ton of food and not get fat is equivalent to a person who doesn't study for tests and still manages to get really good grades, amirite?
+1,148If you have food,clothes and a house you are richer than 75% of the world.If you have $10 you are part of the 8% of the world's wealthy.If you woke up with more health than sickness you are more blessed than the millions who will die this week.If you haven't experienced a war,you are luckier than the 500 million suffering. If you read this,you are more fortunate than the 3 billion who can't rea... amirite?
+1,129You eat the worst food on your plate first so you can reward yourself with the best food. amirite?
+1,117Licking food off the knife isn't half as dangerous as parents make it out to be, amirite?
+1,117It's awkward when someone asks you a question right as you take a big bite of food so you hold up one finger and they have to sit and wait for you to chew before you answer their question, amirite?
+1,099When you're eating something really hot, you never spit the food out though it burned your tongue, instead you just try to juggle it in your mouth until you swallow it. amirite?
+1,075Logs onto FaceBook and reads 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages. amirite?
+1,072You like pushing down the buttons on the plastic lids of cups from fast food places, amirite?
+1,057It's weird how Squidward is so smart and sophisticated, yet he works at a fast food restaurant, amirite?
+991It's annoying, at a restaurant, when people arrive after you but get their food before you. Amirite?
+974It's annoying when your spoon/fork falls directly onto your food, so the handle part of it is all sticky and covered in whatever you're eating, amirite?
+963Just think if a little kid in Africa saw a food fight in the USA. "Oh, so.. they have so much food that they decide to throw it at each other.. thats cool", amirite?