+728Everyone has one food that they cannot under any circumstances eat. Amirite?
+728what we eat is weird when you think about it....meat is the muscle tissue of animals, fruits are the ovaries of plants, milk is squeezed out of all sorts of creatures, and processed food is, well, we have no idea what it is, amirite?
+728At fast food places you don't get soda with ice, you get ice with soda, amirite?
+726Directions on package of food: Microwave for 3 to 5 minutes. So 4, amirite?
+726If a fast food restaurant has a sign that says "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service." that means they will serve you while you are pantless, amirite?
+723It's lame how at restaurants the menus never have the pictures of the food you're actually considering getting, amirite?
+722You realize how expensive food is when you start buying your own, amirite?
+719There's always that one super skinny girl that's eating junk food every other minute but never gains a single pound, amirite?
+718A Microwave Minute is when time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Side effects- increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. Microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels like an hour. After reading this, you will so start applying this term to everyday events, amirite?
+715If you have to be on food stamps, then you shouldn't be allowed to waste your money on an iPhone, amirite?
+710Waitresses always time themselves to show up and ask you a question just as soon as you stuff your mouth with food, amirite?
+708it's stupid that healthy food is so expensive compared to junk food. no wonder there are so many overweight lower class people, amirite?