+411I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?
+329It's hard to come up with good science jokes. Physics joke often seem forced, chemistry jokes often stir up reactions and math jokes are to complex, amirite?
+788Pictures are lies. People pretend to be happy and put on a forced smile for those 5 seconds they are posing. People don't take pictures when they are having a hard time in life, unless they're professional photographers. amirite?
+394Due to physical restrictions (small penises), Asians are forced to rely on other means of reproduction. So, for the last few decades, Asian countries have been reproducing via cloning. THAT'S the real reason they all look alike, amirite?
+657There is a reason why children do puzzles. It's to teach them when things don't match up they shouldn't be forced together. amirite?
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+250Any Atheist claiming to be truly Atheist and not Agnostic is just as closed minded as a religious person claiming they KNOW God exist. No you don't. Not a single one of you can honestly say that you KNOW a god does or does not exist. Personally I believe in god as much as I do in Santa. But I have no way of proving that he either does not exist and because of this I am forced to admit to myself that pure Atheism is inconceivable, amirite?
+234The Rev "Seized the Day" to conquer the "City of Evil" in "Bat Country", and forced the "Beast and the Harlot" to "Scream" their "Unholy Confessions." He left them "Trashed and Scattered" and "Blinded In Chains" with the "Strength of the World." He found it "Almost Easy" and became a "Sidewinder" and slithered to "A Little Piece of Heaven" in his "Afterlife." RIP Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan. amirite?
+369Allowing gay marriage will lead to legalized pedophilia, incest, and bestiality in the same way that allowing black people to vote eventually lead to people being forced to give their pet fish a voting ballot, amirite?
+687Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?” Teacher: “NO! Go before class! That’s what your passing period is for!” student: “Okay, how bout YOU try to go from a class on the other side of the school, go to your locker to put away books and get new supplies, THEN go to the bathroom, THEN get to class on time, while being forced all the while to walk behind slow kids,all in FIVE MINUTES. am... amirite?
+337Taking money away from people who are willing to work and then giving it to poorer people so everyone will be more even is so stupid. If I have a 4.0 in school, should I also be forced to give up 1.0 of my GPA so that a slacker with a 2.0 can be even with me? amirite?
+46669: You know what I'm talkin' 'bout ;) . 96: Two dudes forced to sleep on the same couch, amirite?
+368Apparently the Google doodle artist also decided not to work on Labor Day so they were forced to just stick a flag on the page, amirite?
+540The original stories from the Brothers Grimm are actually a bit shocking, especially when you've only known the Disney versions, like how Pocohontas actually dies in England from syphilis because she was forced to prostitute herself instead having a happily ever after, amirite?
+239Oh. So Kony rapes kids, now? I'm from Toledo. Did you know Toledo has the 3rd highest human trafficking rates in the world? Yes. The world. Millions of teens are abducted and forced into prostitution. Right here in my own city. Every 1 in 6 american women are sexually assaulted. That's just reported rapes. Most rapes go unreported. I don't care about Africa right now because we need to fix ourselves before we fix other countries. amirite?