+171Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. After all, everything that is done can only be done in the present. So do all you can in the present, and the future will follow suit. Amirite?
+253New way to get most loved comment? Correct 'future' to '*futer'. Works every time. amirite?
+290You wonder how future generations are going to parody how we live right now. Like, whenever a TV show somehow time travels to the 60's EVERYONE is a hippie. What will it be like for the 2000's? amirite?
+591You go into the future to find that the newborn baby who lives next door to you has grown up to be a tyrant and kill over a million people. You come back and the child is so innocent at this stage, but you know what will happen. You are all alone with the child. You face a huge moral dilemma right now, Amirite?
If you could think of one stand-out sentence to describe this election to your future grandkids...what would it be...?
Would you like to live on nothing but algae ? I will try to post the reason I ask if I can make this site work today. More
+5You do understand we need both: a conservative party that seeks stability and retribution; and progressive party that seeks change and redemption. Without both we condense into autocracy or dissolve into anarchy. Each party takes its turn and leads into the future. Today we seek retribution, tomorrow we seek redemption, and America succeeds only when our citizens are diligent to ensure that each player takes a turn. More
+364Teen girls never seem to understand that they are just in a high school relationship and that it was most likely going to end. They go on thinking that they are going to get married, have a future together, and they won't listen to a word you say. And then the break up devastates them. amirite?
+129I might be completely off on this but, why do you have to get good grades in college? Shouldn't you just have to get your degree? Its not like your future employer is going to check your grades, amirite?
+361Concerning time travel: if you kill your future self it's considered murder. If your future self kills you it's suicide, amirite?
+972It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
+354When writing a speech, keep in mind that it's just like choosing a skirt. Too long and you'll look like a batty librarian, too short and we'll all know you probably haven't got a future in education, amirite?