+4,004I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most... ...was wanting to grow up. amirite?
+2,575The least helpful question in the game Guess Who is, "Does your guy look like a pedophile?", amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+1,764Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
+1,621when you were a kid and your nintendo game was not working you always took out the cartridge and blew in it and it magically worked again, amirite?
+1,559"Let's play a game! I'm not going to tell you any of the rules or the object of the game. You won't be aware when you begin. You will learn the rules as you go from various people, but it is up to you to decide what the object of the game is. The game will be either really fun or really miserable, depending on how you play." This is life. Amirite?
+1,496Here's a fun game for moms to play: when your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" amirite?
+1,387It would be awkward if sex worked like the game, and we would all be required to announce whenever we think about it. amirite?
+1,106When you're playing a video game with a split screen with someone who is really good, sometimes you get confused and think you're doing all kinds of amazing stuff and winning the game, when really you're stuck against a wall, amirite?
+1,092They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?