+1,496Here's a fun game for moms to play: when your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" amirite?
+2,575The least helpful question in the game Guess Who is, "Does your guy look like a pedophile?", amirite?
+1,559"Let's play a game! I'm not going to tell you any of the rules or the object of the game. You won't be aware when you begin. You will learn the rules as you go from various people, but it is up to you to decide what the object of the game is. The game will be either really fun or really miserable, depending on how you play." This is life. Amirite?
+1,092They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
+746The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!" Amirite?
+1,764Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?
+722I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+876Watching sports as you get closer to the athletes' age gets more and more depressing, because you start realizing that they had some "it" factor that you didn't have that allowed them to go pro. You aren't just watching a simple game of football, you're watching your childhood dreams die in HD, amirite?
+373Excellent Drinking Game: Watch Titanic and take a shot everytime you want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio. Amirite?