+515I think that whenever the government is in trouble, they hire people to do stupid things to cover it up. "Hey MTV, it's Barack. We need to cover up the fact that the unemployment rate is high and the economy is plummeting. Can you try and take some of the focus away from that? Yeah, pregnant teens and obnoxious idiots should do it. Thanks man.", amirite?
+447Hey government you told us "If we've got nothing to hide, there is nothing to worry about" when you passed the Patriot Act. You can eavesdrop into my calls, check my email, grope me at the airport, see me naked, and search me without a warrant... so why are you so anal about Wikileaks allowing us to breach YOUR privacy back? amirite?
+573When you run a red light, the government should email you the picture of your face at that moment along with the ticket attached to the email, instead of mailing it to you. That way, you could upload it to Facebook, amirite?
+388You think every marriage (gay or straight) should just be called a civil union (when it comes to the government) and religions can call the union whatever the fuck they want, amirite?
+488If Hogwarts was a real school, it would have closed a long time ago. No government on Earth would accept a school that hired Voldemort, kept a giant snake slithering around, let a mass murder in, hired a Death Eater, housed a potentially fatal competition, and punished kids with torture devices. Not to mention the homicidal tree on the grounds, amirite?
+387In Libya they riot over an unfair government. In Canada they riot over hockey. Libya needs to get their priorities straight, amirite?
+1,224There's a big difference between supporting the TROOPS and supporting the WAR. I am fully supportive of our troops who are willing to risk their lives to fight for their country, but that doesn't mean that I am in support of what the government is trying to accomplish by using them. Amirite?
+226New York City is a pretty messed up place when you think about it. You have a top secret agency without ties to the government who help extra-terrestrial creatures, a lunatic dressed up as a spider, and to top it all off, there are mutant turtles who live in the sewers, amirite?
+336The government is putting drugs in our water to make us complacent, but I don't really care, amirite?
+278I only failed my paranoia test because the government rigged it, amirite?
+52The Tea Party are not right-wing radicals, the media just portrays them that way to discredit them because they're threatening the lying, cheating, selfish, idiotic way that career politicians run the government, amirite?
+295Thanksgiving was a lie fed to us by the government in order to fatten us up for when they eat us, amirite?
+202The U.S. government seems to be the result of an 8 year old playing Sim City. amirite?