+324Iran is a government propped up by oil money that’s led by a religious wacko. Kind of like Alaska. amirite?
Who made the more compelling case for their position in last night's public address on the government shutdown and border security, Donald Trump or Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi? More
+171The concept of property tax is pretty assholish. You don't make money off your house, but the government says, "You know what? You could make 50K per year renting your place, so we're just going to go ahead and tax you as if you really were getting an extra 50K.", amirite?
+41Dear Government, my dad got remarried. My mom is bi. She has a girlfriend. So I have 3 moms. SUCK IT. amirite?
+806Influential cultural icons such as Martin Luther King Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Nellie McClung, Rosa Parks, etc. should be on our respective countries' monies (bills/coins) instead of just monarchs or those elected in office; we are a people, not a government, amirite?
+277Legalizing the recreational use of marijuana faces one major issue: regulations. The government can set regulation laws on age restrictions, but we don't have breathelizers for marijuana use, and so have no way to enforce drug sobriety on the road. The government can't allow marijuana to be legal until they can enforce safety regulations that protect the public. amirite?
Does the U.S. Constitution grant the federal government the power to restrict the production, transport, and drugs? More
+7I should be allowed to have a clip that holds as many bullets as I choose. I should be allowed to blow off fireworks, on my own land, any night of the year. I should not have to wear a seatbelt or motorcycle helmet. I should have the right to take horrible drugs if I so choose. Clothing, on public lands, should be optional. More
My ferret pooped on a document I have going to the government. Should I send this one in, or get a new one...? More
+234There are the Democrats, who want the government to be bigger. There are Republicans, who want the government to be smaller. There are those parties in the middle, who have completely different beliefs. Put them all in a small room and try to get them to unanimously agree... and then you get the fourth group, the people who just want to blow all this shit up. amirite?
+471In California, there's a 6-month waiting period for filling for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems. amirite?