+135These are interesting times. We don't trust the government, we don't trust the legal system, we don't trust the media, and we don't trust each other! We've undermined all authority, and with it, the basis for replacing it, amirite?
+5I hope they never find life on other planets, or sure as hell the government will start sending them money! More
+326Recession: Friend loses job. Depression: You lose job. Recovery: People in the government lose their jobs. amirite?
+331For all we know, aliens could look exactly like humans, and some of them just like to chill out on Earth, not probing humans, or infiltrating the government, but just living with us just for fun, amirite?
+3The people have spoken. Congratulations Mr. Trump and the republican party. The system works. My hope for those who thought the system was rigged, or that the people have no voice can be assured that process does work as it was written. This is a government of the people even if it doesn't often appear as such.
+8So our little poll on abortions is almost 3 to 1 in favor of no government intrusion. It's interesting that the people who are most vocal about limiting government intrusion are the ones who support government intrusion into a woman's decisions.
+632It's completely retarded that teenagers under the age of 18, that have a job, have to pay taxes to a government that they can't vote for, amirite?
+424The Iranian government officially banned mullets this year. This is one of the few things they've done that everyone agrees with, amirite?
+5Wow, just had an epiphany. It says the "right to bear arms" not the right to own them. Universal Armament! a 'single-payer' system where the government ensures equal and fair distribution of arms to all citizens. It's preserves the 2nd amendment right, it is fair, Bernie can get behind it, and it gets NRA money out of politics.
+268The decision to get an abortion should be made by a woman and her doctor, not the government. amirite?