+40There's nothing better than that circular comb your barber uses to comb your hair. ESPECIALLY if you have an itchy head. amirite?
+43We find hairless animals ugly, yet we pay billions of dollars a year, in order to remove and cut our hair. amirite?
+56Stomach hair is a fabric shaving tool that's attached to your body and your bellybutton is the collection bin. amirite?
+53Most people who have curly-ish hair want straight-ish hair and vice versa, amirite?
+64ALMOST everyone can think of someone who they would like to trade hair with, amirite?
-25You have to believe some part of Jesus Christ still exists somewhere. A strand of hair, a trimmed toenail, a fingerprint, amirite?
+56The myth that shaving makes your facial hair grow faster was probably created to make teens shave and not look gross, amirite?
-43every boss has body shamed men by forcing them to shave because of their "unkept appearance"... good luck trying that with women. I was also asked to cut my long hair as a cook to keep hair out of food all while the woman servers were contaminating food with their long hair and weren't even asked to wear hair net s, amirite?
+33Tall people never have to wash their hair because no one can smell anything, amirite?
+40Girls can wear guys clothes and still look good, but guys can have long hair and look good. amirite?
+42We wash a lot of parts of our bodies, like our face, hair, hands, feet, and genitals. But when you say you're going to wash your teeth people look at you like you're a maniac. amirite?
+65Blonde hair blue eyes was the Aryan standard yet Fuehrer was not either, amirite?
+67Other than his hair being longer, Weird Al doesn't look any different than he did in the 80s. amirite?