+22The myth that shaving makes your facial hair grow faster was probably created to make teens shave and not look gross, amirite?
-43every boss has body shamed men by forcing them to shave because of their "unkept appearance"... good luck trying that with women. I was also asked to cut my long hair as a cook to keep hair out of food all while the woman servers were contaminating food with their long hair and weren't even asked to wear hair net s, amirite?
+34Tall people never have to wash their hair because no one can smell anything, amirite?
+40Girls can wear guys clothes and still look good, but guys can have long hair and look good. amirite?
+42We wash a lot of parts of our bodies, like our face, hair, hands, feet, and genitals. But when you say you're going to wash your teeth people look at you like you're a maniac. amirite?
+65Blonde hair blue eyes was the Aryan standard yet Fuehrer was not either, amirite?
+66Other than his hair being longer, Weird Al doesn't look any different than he did in the 80s. amirite?
+49Sometimes people (especially ones with long hair) are the vacuum cleaners to their vacuum cleaners. amirite?
Humans are covered in hair so why are we only concerned with the fullness, arrangeability and color of the hair on our heads?
+24Humans grew balls outside of their bodies to keep them cool but then grew hair to keep them warm, amirite?
+23with modern makeup and hair color you never know what youre getting, amirite?
+34Hair gel doesn't just make your hair stick together, it makes everything stick to your hair. amirite?