+6,786It's annoying that your hair always looks great when you're home alone, but on days when you see a lot of people, it doesn't cooperate no matter what, amirite?
+2,673It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+1,973Girls: you hate it when your hair tie doesin't go around one more time, but it's still loose. amirite?
+1,666You'd rather have some crazy-ass hair than some crazy ass-hair, amirite?
+1,582Hair grows back way too quickly in every place, except your head. amirite?
+1,508The 7 year olds competing in beauty pageants look A LOT better before hair and makeup than after, amirite?
+1,352Someone should make wireless earbuds. Seriously, they'd be very useful; for instance: girls - you could hide them behind your hair in class. Also you wouldn't get tangled up in the cord when you're running. Amirite?
+1,338Just because a girl doesn't have enormous boobs, dark tan skin, and platinum blond hair doesn't mean they can't be extremely beautiful, amirite? P.S. this was written by a guy. amirite?
+1,323Girls (and some guys, I guess): Your mood improves a bit when your hair looks nice...with no effort. Amirite?
+1,320You're curious as to how they get all of the photos for textbooks. Do they have an archive, or is there a big photo shoot day? "Okay! We need a mother in a wheelchair and a daughter with brown hair painting a kitchen wall yellow at a 45 degree angle! Make it happen," amirite?
+1,317Girls: You hate it when you pull your hair out of a pony tail and some of your hair is wrapped around the hair tie and you can't get it off. amirite?
+1,271For special occasions, girls with straight hair curl it and girls with curly hair straighten it, amirite?