+2,673It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+1,021"You hipsters are all the same with the long hair and the tattoo of a chinese symbol on your wrist. Why don't you go check out the Asian kid in the library with the bowl haircut and thick rimmed glasses studying to be a doctor and missing every party? He's the one that really doesn't care what you think." -Dr House. I think he is right, amirite?
+1,320You're curious as to how they get all of the photos for textbooks. Do they have an archive, or is there a big photo shoot day? "Okay! We need a mother in a wheelchair and a daughter with brown hair painting a kitchen wall yellow at a 45 degree angle! Make it happen," amirite?
+1,666You'd rather have some crazy-ass hair than some crazy ass-hair, amirite?
+1,139It's always a little uncomfortable when someone compliments you on the length of your hair. What are you supposed to say; 'Thanks, I grew it myself', amirite?
+698For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good of people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with knowledge that you never walk alone. amirite?
+566I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS, amirite?
+525It's awful when you let your hair down and it just won't stop giving you that look of sheer disappointment, amirite?
+482You hate it when you like someone you shouldn't and your brain is having a sort of argument "Aww, he has such nice hair today" "NO. NO HE DOESN'T. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER DAMN IT."- amirite?
+1,083I'm glad Robert Pattinson finally decided to wash his hair, but did he really have to use the gulf? amirite?
+538Sometimes, you'll see a guy run a hand through his hair and think, "DAMN, LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU." amirite?
+544When playing Guess Who, you shouldn't ask if your opponent's person has brown hair or blue eyes. That's boring. You should ask them opinion questions like "Would you do the person?" and see if you can still guess correctly, amirite?
+6,786It's annoying that your hair always looks great when you're home alone, but on days when you see a lot of people, it doesn't cooperate no matter what, amirite?