-40if the people in charge knew what they were doing we would ALL be happy, amirite?
-65It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More
+38in the "if you're happy and you know it" song it didn't tell you to do all the things twice but you did it regardless every time, amirite?
+16People say they feel like a million bucks when they are happy, therefore, chickens must feel like a million clucks when they are happy. amirite?
+19Holidays, to me mess up the rhythm and flow of my regular routine. Most jobs I have had made me work on these busy service days sometimes with extended hours. Some jobs provide paid double time off or at least time and a half. My job doesn't , but I'm actually happy to work because I need the money. Servers, uber drivers, migrant workers, strippers and bell boys don't get the required time and a half on their tips. I exclude bar tenders from this list on holidays because they always make me wait so long just to open a beer and really make a killing. Just saying it never put me in the spirit, amirite?
+20Happy 4th of July, may you all have a wonderful Independence day free from Political bloviation. amirite?
-33When you are in a bad mood , you tend to remember past happy days ignoring the bad days, amirite?
+17There shouldn't be Happy Meals because money doesn't buy happiness. amirite?
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