+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+1,527If you made a gift for your best friend. Then gave it to her and her reply was, Ewh this is so ugly. You would be killed inside, right? After all that hard work, and time spent on it. Imagine how God feels when you call yourself Ugly. amirite?
+954The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
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+956Unscramble the letters to make a word: "solyteablu htgoinn." No matter how hard you try and unscramble those letters, I bet you'll find absolutely nothing. Amirite?
+1,746You've at one point in your life, laughed so hard that no sound comes out, and you're clapping like a retarded seal, amirite?
+1,368They need to make bigger capri suns. I'm not fucking 7 anymore . I am a teenager with some hard fucking thirst. All i'm trying to say is that 6.5 fl oz. doesn't cut anymore, amirite?
+1,013Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?
+487When someone tells you "Working hard, or hardly working?" you want to start choking them and yell "BREATHING HARD OR HARDLY BREATHING?", amirite?
+689It's annoying when you're trying to complain to your friend about a project you have to do that's hard and they're all like,"It looks easy" and you're all like "Bitch, you look easy". amirite?
+1,368What's (buffering 20%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on, amirite?