+57I'm a conservative. I love my guns, I'm an advocate for a strong military, I want judicious fiscal spending, and limited government interference. But happened to my Republican Party. We spend like crazy. We defend a draft dodger who is our President. We overlook that he cheated multiple times on his pregnant wife. Our NATO allies laugh at him. We are the laughing stock of the world due to toddler Trump's childish behavior. And his head is so far up Putin's are, he has to be a Russian asset. A .22 caliber mind in a .44 caliber world. Why do we defend draft dodging Donald? amirite?
+40If you shove your head up your arse, your head will never come out your mouth. amirite?
-49Let this thought roll around in your head for a moment: Donald Trump Jr as POTUS number 46, amirite?
-18Sleeping on the couch is very comfortable until you realize you're sleeping on a fart-infused sofa resting your head where people put their butts on for hours at a time. amirite?
+52In the future, people will hack autonomous cars to kill other people in head-on traffic collisions, amirite?
-13Even though you are not really speaking, the voice you hear in your head when thinking still requires you to use your tongue to speak, amirite?
+44Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?
+49Your sitting in your living room and you feel snowflakes landing on your head the very first thing you do is look up, amirite?
+68Shouting inside your head will never provide the satisfaction as shouting in real life. amirite?
+44You can't actually see dreams or ideas. You can only describe what they look like in their head. amirite?