+561It's not fair that a person who commits a murder is considered different than someone who commits "animal cruelty". A horrible, twisted girl who throws young defenseless puppies into a river and says "whee" is just as fucked up in the head as a murderer, amirite?
I wonder just what mass shooting it will take, before someone stops misconstruing the Second Amendment. More
+56Seriously, can you just imagine if Hillary owned a hotel, never installed sprinklers, there was a fire and someone died? Fox News would be demanding her head, Infowars would be non-stop insanity, congress would be holding endless hearings, and half the people on this site would be calling her a murderer. .
+2,827your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?
+1,350When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
+3,473How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
+545when girls gush about twilight and how much they luv it, they get death stares and made fun of. but its not lame or pathedic at ALL to stand outside a theater for hours in a cape, glasses, a lightening tatoo on your head (real by the way), and a wand waiting to see the 7th harrypotter movie, amirite?
+219Obama, you aren't that amazing. You only won presidency because no one wanted Sarah Palin to run our country. Now get your head out of the clouds and live up to the promises you made, amirite?
+155If the world was a high-school: America would be the bitchy head cheerleader that no one likes but everyone hangs out with because she's cool. Western Europe would be the rest of the popular cheerleaders; Africa would be the lazy kid that blames everyone else for his problems; China would be that awkward girl that might one day become head cheerleader, and the Middle East would be that kid that nobody likes, amirite?
+9I am not thirsty nor cold nor hungry nor lonely. I do not live in fear. I am neither rich nor do I want to be; I have what I need. I have a job that I enjoy, I have a car that I drive and a roof over my head. I see others who do not have what I have. I am happy to pay taxes so that they may also eat, sleep and give up their fear. My taxes also help slaughter people who disagree with my government. I do not approve, and yet I understand that I don’t choose where my taxes get spent, that decision is made by a democratic process and I am happy to participate for the good of the many. I pay taxes because I want to help others. I want to feed the children, to house the indigent, to care for the infirm. I cannot do this on my own because I work, so I pay taxes in the hope that money will benefit the many and not only the few.
+1,393The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?