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+5,964Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?
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+3,698Today, I shot myself in the head. Mind. Blown. amirite?
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+3,473How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
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+2,827your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?
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+3,258You hate when you plan a conversation in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script, amirite?
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+1,537Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name 'Lily'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a lily petal fell on your head, so I called you Lily." || Child 2: "Mommy, why is my name 'Daisy'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head, so I called you Daisy." || Child 3: "BLAAARGH! GAAAARGH!!" | Mom: "Oh, be quiet, Brick.", amirite?
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+1,131If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen", amirite?
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+1,350When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
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+1,420Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?
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+2,155The stupidest facebook group ever, 'I say the words in my head as I'm texting.' This is called THINKING. amirite?
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UnicornsMakeMeSmiles avatar UnicornsMakeMeSmile
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+1,393The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
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+491Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar pot's empty, just like your head! Amirite?
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+973Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?
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+676When you're alive it's almost as if the world is built up around you. When you talk to someone, or when you see people walking about, 99% of the time, you don't ever take into consideration that they have their own lives, and thoughts. It's probably because we've only seen the world through our own eyes. It makes your head hurt that there are 7 billion other worlds around you, amirite?
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+3,268Sometimes, you plan out conversations in your head that you'll never end up having, amirite?
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