+22Steve Winwood left a lot of money on the table by never doing an endorsement deal with Miller High Life. amirite?
+60When did it become so difficult to adopt a dog? Who are these people that decide who can or cannot adopt? Are not their standards WAY too high? I get it, when it comes to having to be careful, because of unethical people, but personal questions, calling your veterinarians. If you did not fix all your dogs, you are not even given a chance. Never mind if you have proven in many ways that you can be a good owner. I am retired, have a home, fenced yard, lots of time to spend and love a dog, but they have branded me! You are left with breeders or Craigslist. Countless others like me out there also. amirite?
+55Sometimes you don't realize how high you are until you get put into a situation where you aren't supposed to be high. amirite?
-53If you can't say ASK you are an ignorant person who has never even finished high school. AX is not ask, amirite?
+41Spongebob's laugh is probably even more high pitch and annoying out of the water because it isn't affected by water. amirite?
+69For being creatures who hold such high value on sneakiness, cats sure are cunts when it comes to not blowing your cover. amirite?
+53There's a high chance some of the cash in your wallet was spent on meth before it got to you. amirite?
+53a snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, the creators of spongebob were obviously high, amirite?