+9The devil took them to a high mountain and they looked over the splendor of all the kingdoms of earth. "All of these will be yours if you bow down to me." Sadly they bowed.
+10I don't like the word "lit" Everyone's now like "Thats LIT!!" but when I was in high school lit just meant you were really high. More
There's a boy named Carol. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he's so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her. The wife names the baby "Love". Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun of because of her weird name. She comes home from school one day screaming at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. He takes blame, wanting to protect his wife, and apologizes. Love says he ruined her life. She shoots him and runs away. Finally the wife comes home, sees Carol lying on the ground, screams and runs to him. "Carol! What happened?!" He beckons her to come closer, and with his dying breath he whispers in her ear: "Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. Darling you gave Love a bad name."
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Question for you fellas: if suddenly all women in the universe stopped wearing makeup, high heels, low-cut tops, yoga pants, etc. how long would it take before you spotted one that you found attractive? More
+7The economy is rapidly cooling. I was hopeful that I might have been wrong and that conservative policies might work this time, despite mountains of evidence that says it never works. Consumer Spending Growth is at 1.5% - the lowest rate in over 5 years. Growth of $1 menu items at fast-food outlets is at a 3 year high. Record openings of new stores like Dollar General, TJ Max, Five-Below. Meanwhile record closing of stores like JC Pennies, Sears and Best Buy. Interest rates are on the rise. A record number of people being incarcerated for inability to pay meager traffic fines. All these things signal that we have turned the corner and are entering a Bear market. Sorry folks, but all the signs continue to show that cutting taxes on the rich never helps the middle class and always leads to recession. How many times do you need to be slapped in the face with it?
+23Who else is disgusted at the “news”? We don’t get news anymore. The news, has been replaced by 99% political commentary. There is so much going on out there in the world that we don’t hear anything about. We may get a 10 second blurb now and then, and then, nothing. More
Is it right for teachers, schools and the media to use children who are supposed to be in class, to promote their political agendas? More