+5,230Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+1,565If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
+874You hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?", amirite?
+1,511Sitting on the toilet backwards. Think about it, that little tank on the back of the bowl opens up a world of possibilities. You can take a nap, eat a bowl of cereal, finish your homework, file a tax return, pratice origimi, train your pokemon for the elite four, mow the lawn, wash the dog, cure cancer, take out a 2nd mortage on your house, punch a politician... or shit backwards, amirite?
Want to ask your own question? Make A Post No need to login!
+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+1,028It would be so entertaining to write an amazing, bestselling book that seems to have tons symbolism, but really doesn’t. Then, when all these experts try and analyze it, you can laugh and tell them they’re wrong. “No, the window on Sophia's house is not frosty to represent her struggle to see past the surface of things; the window is frosty because it’s fucking winter time." amirite?
+1,008My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....territorial? Oh wait, terrified, sorry it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree, amirite?
+1,021"You hipsters are all the same with the long hair and the tattoo of a chinese symbol on your wrist. Why don't you go check out the Asian kid in the library with the bowl haircut and thick rimmed glasses studying to be a doctor and missing every party? He's the one that really doesn't care what you think." -Dr House. I think he is right, amirite?
+611Amirite is like a town. The home page is Main Street. Post yours, just in and random are side streets. Groups is that new subdivision. Community and 'best of' is the library and town center with the archives and records. Help is the hospital/school. The bottom links are alleys. Our profiles are our homes. Anthony's profile is the mayor's house. The Amirite Guy is our statue in the middle of town. Amirite?
+793They should have a "super episode" where one crime is solved by the cast of various crime dramas coming together. The cast of CSI can focus on the forensics of the crime scene. Those of Bones can focus specifically on the body. Those from Criminal Minds can develop a profile of the unsub. Patrick Jane of the Mentalist can fuck around with the suspects. And then they can throw in House to just shit on everybody and solve the mystery three tries in. Amirite?
+1,003Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone's house and telling them that we live there now. amirite?