-109All History is a lie made by the Man in order to keep the mass under control. In reality Humans arrived on Earth in the Early 11th Century, amirite?
+9The first thing that humans learn how to do after whining and crying is how to suck, amirite?
+80"Productivity" tools like internet, cell phones, television, and convenience foods have decreased our productivity as humans..amirite?
+77Humans do very interesting things, besides from killing ourselves, we also kill each other. amirite?
+42Animals (not including humans) only have to learn basic survival skills, while humans are required to go to school where they learn mostly only useless information which will not serve any purpose to them whatsoever ever. amirite?
+73Sooner or later, all humans will disappear into big piles of bones, even though we may be almighty. It happened to the dinosaurs. Amirite?
+96While humans have an innate fear of the unknown, we also all have an insatiable fascination with it, amirite?
+65About 17% of humans are left-handed. The same is true of chimpanzees and gorillas, amirite?