+622Forget zombies, humans are screwed when puppies take over the world. Who can shoot a puppy in the face, amirite?
+349Curiosity killed A cat. Just one. Curiosity never harmed any dogs, horses, humans, penguins, chickens, rabbits, goats or any other cats for that matter. Just the one cat who maybe said something awful about curiosity's mother and probably deserved it. Perhaps we should just lay off curiosity and accept it as a part of our nature, amirite?
+342Penguins are awesome. They're the only living things besides humans to rule an entire continent, amirite?
+548It's funny how so many people consider humans the "best" or "smartest" species. Aren't we the ones who kill other members of the same species for nothing(feelings) or just for green paper? Aren't we the ones who suffer obesity and hunger even though we have no limits to what we eat? I don't see other animals having these problems. We're the stupid ones, amirite?
+323It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?
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+414Maybe if humans stopped boasting about how they're "smarter than the average bear," we bears would stop mauling the shit out of you fuckers, amirite?
+300Humans are fucking masochists. They're given nutritious and satisfying food just growing out of the ground, and they take it and squeeze everything good out of them, throw it out, add a ton of sugar and fat, and then try to restrain themselves from eating it. They're given a giant Earth to walk about, and a body which only requires walking regularly to stay healthy, and so they make things to walk for them and torture themselves by exercising extra just to stay fit. Wtf, amirite?
+753You hate/are annoyed when people/humans use slashes in needless/pointless places and wish that they would stop being so indecicive/ambiguous and pick a word, do you agree/amirite?
+371Fellow Aliens: The humans will never be able to figure out our plans to take over the world because this post was not addressed to them, amirite?
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
+638"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?