+349Curiosity killed A cat. Just one. Curiosity never harmed any dogs, horses, humans, penguins, chickens, rabbits, goats or any other cats for that matter. Just the one cat who maybe said something awful about curiosity's mother and probably deserved it. Perhaps we should just lay off curiosity and accept it as a part of our nature, amirite?
+201It's pretty strange how every character in Finding Nemo, even the humans, speak the same language except for the whale, amirite?
+193Fish are just tiny humans in the shape of fish with fish brains, amirite?
+622Forget zombies, humans are screwed when puppies take over the world. Who can shoot a puppy in the face, amirite?
+427People always compare humans to snowflakes. I think we're a lot like popcorn, too. All made the same way, but somehow are all different in some way. amirite?
+209If God doesn't exsist, then humans are just pointless masses of cells that have no purpose, and emotions are just chemicle reactions that don't mean anything, amirite?
+259The difference between humans and animals is that animals smell something good and put it in their mouth. Humans smell something good and put it on themselves in hopes that someone else will want to put them in their mouth, amirite?
+567You wonder what humans would instinctively find attractive, it we weren't influenced by the media, amirite?
+303Humans share over 30% of their genes with daffodils. So while all your exotic friends brag about having cool foreign relatives, it'd be safe to say that you are one third daffodil, amirite?
+361Humans could be a disease and natural disasters are just be the earth's immune system, amirite?
+524Imagine trying to explain the concept of dancing to aliens. “Well, you see, Mr. Alien, when we hear melodic sounds we humans start…er… moving, swaying, and twitching our feet and bodies in random, spontaneous motions…” amirite?
+317When people only lived to 40, it was necessary to have children soon after reaching puberty. Now that our life span has doubled, most decide to wait until their 20s. Our bodies did not change with our social customs, however, so we still go through puberty at a young age. It makes sense, then, that young teens quickly fall in "love," because that is what humans are designed to do at that age: become physically attracted and mate, amirite?
+68Religions attempts to rationalize the unexplainable. All these insane rationalizations are eventually disproved. Before weather science, religions claimed the cause of natural disasters was the sole result of the will of God. Before evolution was adopted as a factual process by rational humans, theists believed God created each individual separately. One day, the creation of the universe will have an irrefutable scientific explanation. The only question is what religions will grasp at then.