+427Humans used to make themselves feel better about their shit life by observing the village idiot. Now we have Jersey Shore. amirite?
+80When someone tells you, "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans," all you hear is, "There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches.", amirite?
+161There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves while jerking off that we gave it a name. We aren't a species meant to last, amirite?
+350Let kids run with scissors. We can breed a future of non-clumsy humans, amirite?
+291It's interesting to think that, as intelligent as humans are, we're the only species on earth that's main predator is ourselves, amirite?
+272It's interesting to think that if we started a full on nuclear war and destroyed everything about our civilization, including the people, the Earth would start to heal itself and after millions of years evolution would begin all over again and create a new dominant species completely different from humans, amirite?
+411Abusers of animals should be punished just as harshly as abusers of humans, since animals can't even stand up for themselves, amirite?
+309It's strange that humans have the ability to care more about a fictional character than an actual flesh and blood human being whom they have never met. amirite?
+494it would be interesting to raise a group of humans, never speak around them so they dont know language, and see what humans natural insticnts are, amirite?
+290The real danger is not machines thinking like humans, it's humans thinking like machines. Amirite?
+287Humans are like books. The cover is your appearance and the information in the book is your personality. What's on the cover is what most likely lead you to open the book and read it, amirite?
+724If an alien saw humans socializing it would probably think we were suffocating every time we laughed, amirite?
+251It would be impossible to end discrimination without creating a world where everyone is exactly the same. Humans are hardwired to fear and hate that which is different, and so we will always find the littlest things to discriminate against. Therefore, movements to end discrimination simply push the focus of extremist groups onto another minority in a seemingly endless cycle. Even when most people have learned to accept each other, there will always be groups whose purpose is to spread hate. amirite?
+262Humans are all really as defenseless as each other. Whether you're rich, poor, an athlete, CEO, president, homeless person or just you're average Joe, we all bleed when we are cut, get sleepy, feel embarrassed when we trip and sometimes feel like screaming. They can throw as many class divisions and problems within society at us but at the end of the day these things unite us, amirite?