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+1,742Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?
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Dwights avatar Dwight
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+955The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
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RubberBandBalls avatar RubberBandBall
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+922Humans kill over the most insignificant things: skin color, land or "turf" that's not even ours, and shiny rocks. And we're supposed to be advanced species... amirite?
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Revols avatar Revol
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+868When butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach, amirite?
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3162s avatar 3162
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+834All humans deserve equal rights. All gay people are humans. Gay people deserve equal rights. amirite?
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___LOL___s avatar ___LOL___
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+834cats and dogs are what humans strive to be: unbiased. they don't care what you look like, what clothes you wear, who your friends are, or how popular you are. they only care about how you treat them, and they treat you accordingly, amirite?
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Joe_Larsons avatar Joe_Larson
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+785We humans try to make dating such an expensive thing, when there are few things as romantic as lying with another on a beach at night, staring at the stars. We don't need luxury to love someone, amirite?
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+766Gay people are humans too, they speak our language, eat our food, share our emotions. Judge and be judged, amirite?
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aRreazas avatar aRreaza
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+753You hate/are annoyed when people/humans use slashes in needless/pointless places and wish that they would stop being so indecicive/ambiguous and pick a word, do you agree/amirite?
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kaleidascope_eyesss avatar kaleidascope_eyess
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+724If an alien saw humans socializing it would probably think we were suffocating every time we laughed, amirite?
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wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet
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+696It would be so much more convenient if humans could breathe underwater, amirite?
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avpmforthewins avatar avpmforthewin
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+693Gay marriage should be allowed everywhere in the US. They're humans, and should be treated as such. Love has no gender. Equality FTW<3 amirite?
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itstylermaries avatar itstylermarie
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+693If humans could breathe in air AND underwater, drinking a beverage would be kinda awkward, amirite?
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Monintos avatar Moninto
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+690humans are downright wimpy (myself included) when it comes to the weather. If it's too hot one day, it's too rainy the next, and a bit chilly for comfort the next. Imagine being a wild animal that has to cope and survive with whatever the weather throws out there. I sure couldn't, amirite?
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Joe_Larsons avatar Joe_Larson
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+682What the heck is up with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? They are old HUMANS who fight crime underwater, and they are the size of a sponge, amirite?
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DagGirlYouChuglys avatar DagGirlYouChugly
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