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+2,544Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?

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+2,180It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?

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+3,127Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?

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+1,708Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone. amirite?

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+591You should prepare for when your kids ask, “Where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, & when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets & then all of the babies crawl out, amirite?

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+2,804It's so nice that the kids these days are so cautious when it comes to UV rays damaging our eyes. They're even wearing sunglasses INDOORS now, and taking hundreds of pictures of themselves to spread the word of UV-protection! amirite?

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+1,352When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?

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+903You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?

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+915Sometimes it's funny when a commercial cuts another one off mid-sentence, e.g. "Hey kids! Check out the newest toy-" "Cancer. It's taken the lives of millions...", amirite?

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+2,266Don't mess with the kids from the 90's, we could take you down, your silly bandz are no match for our slap bracelets, amirite?

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+898Computer games don't affect kids. For example, Pac Man. If THAT affected kids, they'd be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive, electronic mus- wait... amirite?

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+1,298The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?

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+711Ghetto people are always naming their kids after things they can't afford... Mercedes, Diamond, Pearl, Car Insurance.. amirite?

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+1,147"Now kids don't try and do this project the night before its due, you will not be able to finish it" -"I accept your challenge", amirite?

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+1,513With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?

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