+9It really a good thing that nobody cares about White House insiders using private email servers. Because it would be ashame if people got all in a tizzy about Ivanka and Jared using a private server for top secret emails. More
It's Amirite's 10th birthday!Read More
Science says energy cannot be created or destroyed, only moved around. So, if energy cannot be created, where did all the energy come from? More
+4Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. NO LAW period. Do you agree?
+3I just got back from 10 days in Puerto Rico. It isn't nearly as bad as your television tells you. Everyone is fine and people are looking out for each other. More
Justice on Trial ? A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him." At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!" Link: http://jokes4all.net/cheating-jokes?p=10
Sober Like a Judge ? Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning." Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30
+15Every morning I start out doing 15 sit ups...I know what you are thinking "that ain't a lot" but I can only hit the snooze bar so many times🙄 More
Silly Laws that got passed-- Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on. In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view." In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
+2Some of you wanted me to let you know when I heard anything from my father in law in Puerto Rico. I figured that rather than contact each of you individually, it would be easier to inform you here: He's okay; asking us to send solar lights. He's got food and water.