+2,532Halloween must make it really hard for pedos not to break the law. Just imagine all the little kids turning up at his/her door in cute little outfits and ASKING to be given candy. Amirite?
+1,604Universal Law: If you're under your blanket nothing can get you. amirite?
+1,107It should be a law that halloween must always be on Friday or Saturday, amirite?
+954Paranormal Activity was only scary because that demon thingy got her from UNDERNEATH her covers. Thus breaking the universal law that nothing can get you if you're underneath the covers. amirite?
+901Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal, amirite?
+804All people should be treated equally under the law whether they are black, white, man, woman, straight, gay, catholic or Muslim. amirite?
+723Schools and law enforcement shouldn't wait until some poor abused child commits suicide before they arrest and punish the shithead kids who bully them, amirite?
+695fear Factor probably wasn't cancelled due to low ratings, but from too many law suits, amirite?
+655New law: Teachers must be at least somewhat attractive and fashionable because we have to stare at them all day, amirite?
+653You never really thought about it but Spencer from iCarly must be really smart because he got in to law school in the first place, amirite?
+632One of the many problems today is that people don't have to put up with many consequences of their actions. You don't stay fit; try diet pills or lipo. You have unprotected sex, have an abortion. You break the law, hire a really expensive lawyer and lie through your teeth. Everyone needs to start dealing with mistakes instead of getting out of it, amirite?
+582Remember, when your prospective father-in-law asks you "Why do you ask for my daughter's hand in marriage?", The correct answer is NOT "Because I am tired of using my own", amirite?