+11Sing a song in your head. That voice in your head is like an appendage, like an arm or leg you can make it do what you want: you can count with it, sing, plan what you're going to say next, argue pro or con on any subject, think happy thoughts, think angry thoughts, etc. So why heck can't you make it stop singing? Amirite?
+7At school, I fell and broke my leg. When I fell everyone thought it was hilarious and my eyes watered a teeny-tiny bit. A girl comes up to me and calls me a crybaby. This same girl sobbed 2 or 3 times at her own birthday party. This girl is a huge hypocrite. Amirite?
+7How girls put on their pants: Left leg, Right leg, '' Wiggle, Wiggle, Twerk, Jump, Jump, Squat, Stretch* Done, amirite?
+217Fun Fact: If you put your ear up to a stranger's leg, there is a good chance you'll hear them say, "What the hell are you doing?" Amirite?
+7I know that everyone needs a source of entertainment, and that most people are willing to pay an arm and a leg to be entertained just so that they can forget about work for a while, but I don't think that justifies the outrageous salaries these athletes are making.
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-3Never throw out your clothes. Everything comes back into style. Might take ten or twenty years but it will be "hot again". Leg warmers are back!
-4Skinny tight leg jeans suck! It is all you can find these days. Some people don't have the legs for these jeans. If they aren't skinny jeans they are low rise jeans! That isn't a pretty sight!
+2I excel in breaks, coffee breaks, bathroom breaks, lunch time breaks. As a matter of fact I even excel in other types of breaks too, breaking my leg, breaking my arm, etc.
-5Surely the male specie would have gotten something really amazing in return for an arm or maybe a leg than what he got for a small piece of rib. Amirite?
+9It would be the height of stupidity to go on a nudist camp blind date. I'm saying there's no guarantee for recognition unless of course you have a major anatomical aberration that will disinguish you from all the rest like a 3rd nipple or a wooden leg perhaps. Amirite?