+13,404There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?
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+3,466Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+2,174Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+3,144It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
+1,279How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Post on facebook that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were kidding and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
+2,175It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+2,518People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?
+950Whenever someone calls you ugly, you get super sad and hug them because you know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. amirite?
+3,149Life is all about ass, everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one :) , amirite?
+11,927When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
+1,488You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?
+1,213I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?
+1,436Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot, amirite?
+1,049People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first. amirite?
+2,456It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?