+2,077Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?
+1,455"hey,someone likes you" "really!! who?" "Can't say" "then why the hell did you bring it up", amirite?
+1,384The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?
+1,374I JUST SURVIVED A CAR ACCIDENT!!! THANK GOD I'M ALIVE! (1 like) Lady Gaga: I just ate a muffin (9201 likes) amirite?
+1,326I read about a character who never ages. He likes this girl for unexplained reasons and watches her while she sleeps, and he has the ability to make her immortal too. And occasionally he sparkles. And I like this character. Who is he? Peter Pan, and the sparkling is fairy dust. amirite?
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+1,2351. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. amirite?
+1,096"I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby is dying and there's nothing we can do about it. UNLESS YOU GET 100,000 LIKES ON FACEBOOK WITH AN UNFORTUNATE LOOKING PICTURE OF SAID BABY, THEN WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAVE THIS BABY" - a doctor somewhere apparently, amirite?
+1,075Logs onto FaceBook and reads 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages. amirite?
+1,073If someone likes your friend, you can spot it from a mile. If someone likes you, you're oblivious, amirite?
+1,016If a girl acts shy around a guy, everyone thinks it's because she likes him. If she acts outgoing, she likes him. If she spends a lot of time with him, she likes him. If she ignores him, she likes him. If she's nice to him, she likes him. If she makes fun of him, she likes him. How are girls supposed to act around the guys we don't like? amirite?
+993You're really picky about which grapes you eat, and which grapes you leave in the bag for someone else. No one likes an incredibly squishy grape. Amirite?