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+974It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?

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+5691.) Go to google translate. 2.) Copy & paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch 3.) Translate from german to german. 4.) Click "Listen". You shat bricks, amirite?

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+1,679Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?

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+981Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them, amirite?

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+1,318When you were little it was "Stop, look, and listen before you cross the street." As you get older it's more like "I'm crossing the street now. If you hit me I will sue you.", amirite?

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+908It must be embarrassing when you're messing around with your partner and you're both all entangled when your owner pulls you out of his pocket and wants to listen to music, amirite?

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+940sometimes your neighbors love your music so much they invite the police to listen, amirite?

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+1,040"Are YOU new to amirite? possibly transitioning from MLIA? Then listen up! This offer is for you. Call right now and YOU can learn to not say 'i think so' after a rhetorical question! But wait! We'll also throw in a 'you should type like a normal person, and Not. Like. This.' guide! But wait! Order now, and we'll explain to you who Anthony is!" - this should replace some of the ads here, amirite?

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+400If you listen closely, you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f*ck itself, amirite?

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+456It's unfair that the media has started to portray teenagers as rebellious brats who play eight hours of video games a day, don't listen to their parents, and watch porn while masturbating in a dark room. That's not true. Our rooms are usually pretty well lit, amirite?

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+464My neighbours listen to some excellent music. Whether they want to or not, amirite?

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+497A wise man once told me, "If you want people to listen to you, start all your conversations with 'a wise man once told me', amirite?

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+224If you listen closely tonight, you can hear the sound of every white girl in a hundred mile radius drawing cat whiskers on their face.

TumblrTumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.http://summerdiedinconnersville.tumblr.com/post/34716817000/if-u-listen-closely-tonight-u-can-hear-the-sound

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+264Listen baby, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's-a-me. MARIO! No, but seriously this relationship is over.

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+290"People have two ears and only one mouth, I guess that means we should listen more and talk less." Hmm.. People have two legs and one brain, I guess that means they should think less and fuck off. amirite?

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