+2,175Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+2,610Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?
+1,049People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first. amirite?
+1,305How come we always hear about what's happening on Wall Street and Main Street. What about what's happening on Sesame Street? People live in trash cans there, amirite?
+2,449You managed to live through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09, and now 10/10/10. Give yourself a pat on the back, amirite?
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+1,003Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone's house and telling them that we live there now. amirite?
+707You meet an average of 2 people each day, considering some days you meet 0, and some days you meet 300. So if you live to be 100, you will meet 73,000. There are about 6,697,354,040 people in the world so if you were a hundred years old now you would know .0001% of the population. About 1% of those people will be your age, but yeah you met your soulmate today in math class, amirite?
+511It would be terrible to be Harry Potter's son. Too much to live up to. "Hey dad, I got a perfect score on my OWLS!" "Oh really? I killed a basilisk when I was 12.", amirite?
+1,611It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
+606It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?
+1,226When people say they "live their life" it usually just means "party hard." It doesn't mean "learn a lot about stuff that interests you", "volunteer to help people less fortunate than you", or "enjoy the benefits of a good night of sleep." amirite?
+604"I'm smart; you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it." "'cept glue your hat to your head, go all paranormal activity on my principals house, beat her with chalkboard erasers, get adopted by my grade 1 teacher and live happily ever after" "..." "thats what I thought", amirite?