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+1,373Crushing cans for a living must be Soda pressing, amirite?
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+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
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+917I don't know where he came from but there is a devilishly handsome guy living in a sheet of glass above my bathroom sink, amirite?
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+789I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room.", amirite?
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+1,387The guy who puts down dogs at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies.", amirite?
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+620Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
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+606You will always be stuck in the same body, with the same soul. And the person you just passed on the sidewalk has a completely different life that they are living that you know nothing about. And your lives just intersected for a split second when you made eye contact, amirite?
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Joe_Larsons avatar Joe_Larson
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+1,306It's annoying when people point out flaws in fiction. Like "Hey, how are they at the beach on Spongebob? They're underwater!" .. "He's a TALKING SPONGE living in a PINEAPPLE, and the WATER bothers you?!", amirite?
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+722History teachers are living in the past, English teachers always try to make more out of something than what's there, math teachers look for answers using the concrete ways that they know how, science teachers want answers too but they are always looking for different ways to find that answer and then disprove it, and students are expected to master all of these personalities, amirite?
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+522Despite the high cost of living, it remains surprisingly popular, amirite?
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DontTellMeShowMes avatar DontTellMeShowMe
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+746Imagine if you could live a different person's life every day for a week. For example, one day you'd live a day in the life of an Olympic gold medalist, the day after in the life of a researcher in Antarctica, after that a day in the life of a child living through poverty in Africa, then a day in the life of a billionaire, etc. It would really put your own life in perspective, amirite?
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+589Today, I went to an art gallery in France with my mother. While there, I asked my mother if I could take a picture. The Mona Lisa looks pretty damn good on my living room wall. amirite?
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Some_Kids avatar Some_Kid
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+422Sometimes you just get the most amazing feeling, and it dawns on you how much LIFE you have left to live, and you're gonna fucking enjoy living it. amirite?
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+511How to spot an unoriginal skank on facebook: she has Marilyn Monroe quotes in her status, overly edited pictures where at least one of them has text that says "to all my haterz", statuses about living it up, she comments on every cute guys status as soon as he posts it up, and is "married" to her best friend, amirite?
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+498It's annoying as hell when you tell someone to stop doing something because they're being annoying, and they say "It's a free country!!1". Living in a "free" country has nothing to do with your assholery. amirite?
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