+59I'm a conservative. I love my guns, I'm an advocate for a strong military, I want judicious fiscal spending, and limited government interference. But happened to my Republican Party. We spend like crazy. We defend a draft dodger who is our President. We overlook that he cheated multiple times on his pregnant wife. Our NATO allies laugh at him. We are the laughing stock of the world due to toddler Trump's childish behavior. And his head is so far up Putin's are, he has to be a Russian asset. A .22 caliber mind in a .44 caliber world. Why do we defend draft dodging Donald? amirite?
+56Gramps loved his westerns. You love your space movies. Your grandkids will love a movie genre not invented yet, amirite?
-49We use to say “first comes love then comes marriage then comes the baby in the baby carriage but that’s not all you’ll have a baby while drinking alcohol ,amirite?