+953It'd be hillarious if singers (instead of rappers) sang their name in the beginning of their song.. "TAAAYLOOR SWIIIIIFFFTTTT MAN...We were both young when I first saw you...", amirite?
+934I figured out why men can have sex and women cannot or they look like sluts. A man tries so hard to get laid, and so when he does, he's looked upon as an accomplished person. A woman can get laid quite easily, therefore is looked upon as a slut when she does. This is the way society has been taught to live, amirite?
+915When you hear the word 'pedophile' you automatically think of some dirty old man, even though it's also possible for a female to be a pedophile, amirite?
+907Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy does something stupid. Girl doesn't know. Boy keeps it a secret. Girl finds out. Girl breaks up with boy. Girl tries to get over boy. Boy does something romantic. Girl gets back with boy. You've just seen every chick flick known to man. amirite?
+896Computer games don't affect kids. For example, Pac Man. If THAT affected kids, they'd be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive, electronic mus- wait... amirite?
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+879Goat 1: "Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have walked through this cotton patch. Now I've got white stuff all over me!" Goat 2: "Hehe... that's what SHEep said." Goat 1: "Ewe are so immature...", amirite?
+877The ice cream man must go crazy having to listen to the same annoying, 15 second song for hours on end. amirite?
+867I can go the distance, but I won't say I'm in love. Even though you can make a man out of me, I still can't wait to be king. Here under the sea, I went from zero to hero. I will rule the land with the philosophy of Hakuna Matata. And then it will all end because of the circle of life. Amirite?
+853Whilst in the shower, you are under a lot of false pretenses: "Oh yeah, my body is lookin' TAN!" "I'm definitely clean-shaven now..." "MAN, I have a Grammy award-winning voice!" Then you get out of the shower and it's like, "Damn." amirite?
+852Pictures of Jesus always make him look like a fairly good-looking white man, but since he was from Jerusalem he probably didn't look anything like that. He would look more Middle Eastern. amirite?
+847No, a gangster is actually a man from 1930's Chicago, involved in organized crime, NOT a guy who says "G" all the time, raps poorly and wears oversized clothes, bandannas and jewellery on his teeth, amirite?