-439It's better to let 10 guilty men go free than put one innocent man in jail, amirite?
+3,794I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
The Supreme Court says that gay marriage is now a right. So, is that the end of this controversy? More
-78You cut yourself once when you were upset to see what all the hype was about. It went something like this: "Sob sob I'm sad cause my boyfriend/girlfriend did something or whatever blah. I'm going to see if this really hel--OUCH! WHAT THE HELL! WHO DOES THIS!? MAN THAT WAS DUMB!" and that was the end of that. amirite?
+1,799Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
+2,717It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
What makes all of you right wingers think that Donald Trump will make a bangin' president? The man can't even make his "hair" look presentable.. What makes you think he can lead a country?
How can a woman who has lost interest in sex be so selfish to not give it up to her husband who still desires it? Isn't that totally selfish? More
+380Religious Douchebag: "Thou Shalt not lay with a man as thou wouldst with woman" Gay Guy: "That's okay because I wouldn't lay with a woman!", amirite?
+1,663Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
+365Snakes can talk. We're all descendants of two clones. Bats are birds. Bushes can talk. Every single species of animal (x2) can fit on a boat. Men can rise from the dead. a man can live inside of a fish for three days, and the red sea can part to leave a giant walkway if a magical skydaddy wills it, amirite?