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+1,707Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone. amirite?
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nom_nom_noms avatar nom_nom_nom
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+2,544Have you ever noticed that all bad things for women have the word men in there somewhere... MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause, amirite?
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bexaxfruitxloops avatar bexaxfruitxloop
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+877Mental note: Actual notes work better, amirite?
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+582See someone attractive, make mental Punnett Squares, amirite?
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Nonymous_As avatar Nonymous_A
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+365Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the "cool table" in a mental hospital, amirite?
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Sturminators avatar Sturminator
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+408One of the brain's most wonderous abilities is its power to read a page of text while simultaneously creating a vivid mental image of the characters and settings described, amirite?
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+229if love was a person, it would be a blind whore with a mental disease and no sense of humor who doesn't give a shit. amirite?
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+922most people lay awake in bed at night; and making mental movies of perfect scenarios, amirite?
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+459Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency. amirite?
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+268If you had a dollar every time you wished you weren't single you would have enough money to pay for the mental help you really need, amirite?
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little_shit_dracos avatar little_shit_draco
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+772Back in the day, bullying was when someone beat kids up and took their lunch money. Then the definition of bullying expanded to gossiping and speading nasty rumors about someone. Then making a joke at someone else's expense became bullying. Now we have "cyber bullying". Pretty soon it will count as bullying whenever you have a mean thought about anyone, and it will be called "mental bullying", ... amirite?
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+552Whenever someone does mental math in a movie or TV show, they always say out loud at least once, "Carry the 1.", amirite?
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Heat55wades avatar Heat55wade
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+680"I'll talk to you later, I have to take a shower." BAM! Instant mental picture. amirite?
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+290You occasionally look up symptoms for mental illnesses just for kicks, and it usually ends up going like this: "You're uncomfortable around sushi". Fuck, I am a little bit. "You enjoy singing in the car". HOLY SHIT I DO, I MUST BE FUCKING SICK. I NEED PILLS. HELP. amirite?
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+288The next part of the Evolution of man should not be physical, but mental. We should evolve to be more open, not ignorant, and lose our ability to judge people blindly. We should evolve to accept eccentricities, eliminate racism and sexism, and evolve to join hands in peace, we are as equal as we act. And it is due time we make ourselves so. amirite?
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