+2,827your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?
+860Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
+947It sucks when you know there's something that you're forgetting, but you can't remember what. It's kind of like your brain saying, "Hey, wanna hear a secret? Never mind, I can't tell you." amirite?
+2,278"____ you!"............. It's kind of sad that words like "Bless", "Thank" or even "Love" didn't come to mind first, amirite?
+1,403Mind: I'm not hungry. Mouth: But we have brownies! Mind: No, I'm not hungry! Mouth: Too late, you just ate them. amirite?
+296Food for thought: the mathematical symbol Pi is a never-ending non-repeating decimal number, which means that any number combination you can think of exists somewhere within Pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that sequence of digits is your exact name, the exact date and time of your death, and the answers to life's greatest questions. It's mind-boggling to think that all this information can be contained within one symbol, amirite?
+572It's sort of weird that one of the few items listed on my local grocery store's coupon handout for the Black Friday sale is a poinsettia. Who goes to a Black Friday grocery store sale with the thought in their mind "HOLD EVERYTHING. I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING POINSETTIA," amirite?
+789You may be a kid, but you can do anything you set your mind to! Except drive. And vote. And drink or smoke. And legally drop out of school. And order crap off infomercials. And go to certain movies. And buy certain video games. And get a job. And get married. BUT other than that... Amirite?
+443I'm a poet and it's time everyone should know it. I really don't even try. I use words to cry. I use them when I'm mad or when I'm sad, but I never use them when I'm glad. I sit down with paper in my face and my pencil in place. And I see the things that make my mind sing. I hear the things that make my mind dance and I write them down if I get the chance. All I do is write. Just one question, ... amirite?
+743Facebook always asks whats on our mind. But never, not once, do we ever ask facebook whats on it's mind. Does facebook complain? No. Everyday facebook still wants to know whats on our mind. Facebook cares. Amirite?
+347Honestly the best way to get rid of a bully who beats you up isn't telling on them, using "I" messages or getting people to back you up. It's doing something weird as shit so they never mess with you again. Ex: "Hey you got my lunch money?" Starts fidgeting and takes off clothes...."Never mind, I have to go now.", amirite?
+963You have two biological parents, but you also have four grandparents who made your parents, and eight great-grandparents to have made your grandparents, and so on and so forth. It's mind blowing how many people had to come together to bring about your existence, amirite?