+1,941It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,845Facebook is like your refrigerator. You keep opening it up every few minutes when you get bored, hoping to find something new and exciting, but nothing's ever different. amirite?
+1,790Watching your favorite movie with people who haven't seen it before is kind of stressful. You basically spend 90+ minutes nervously glancing at the other people to make sure they're enjoying it, amirite?
+1,417My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again.", amirite?
+1,333Whenever a word is scribbled or whited out, you spend at least 2 minutes trying to read what it originally said, amirite?
+1,274Wow! No one's finished with their test yet! I must me a genius! There's still, like ten minutes left of class! I can't believe he said the test was gona be - shit there's a back?! amirite?
+1,262I studied it like 3 minutes ago, how the hell did I forget the answer? amirite?
+1,108Guys, please... You look hideous when your muscles pop out your veins and are larger than the width of 2 heads. Your 12 pack is not attractive and your abnormally large legs kind of scare me. Your neck is larger than the width of your head and man you just need to get out of the gym for like five minutes and do something else. amirite?
+1,107It gets awkward when you open a door and decide to hold it open for someone but then realize that they are practically miles away and end up holding the door for like 20 minutes while they start half running to grab the door from you, amirite?
+1,064Why did Domino's stop sponsoring Jersey Shore? They're perfect for each other. The cast of Jersey Shore is completely like Domino's. Cheesy, shiny from a ton of grease, cheap, vaguely Italian, mass produced and constantly shown on TV. And anything you wanna have, you can get it in under 30 minutes. amirite?
+1,063You tend to notice spelling and grammar mistakes on papers minutes before you turn them in. amirite?
+1,051When watching shows like "I Survived" you can always tell when they're actually gonna get rescued by looking at how much time is left in the episode. Example: "I could see the plane in the distance and I was sure that they would see us" You look at the clock Thirty minutes left, “Dude, they’re not gonna see you, theres another half hour to fill”, amirite?