+52Trojan Condoms are named after a people famous for letting one slip through their impregnable barrier. amirite?
+53The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that. amirite?
+60if a draft we're to happen in the next 10-15 years, lots of casualties will end up getting danced on IRL, due to this generation growing up playing a certain game that shall not be named, amirite?
-36Naming a disney pricess snow white is racist...would you accept a princess named black night, amirite?
+75The arcade game 'Ms. Pac-Man' and the game character- Ms. Pac-Man should have been named 'Pac-Woman'. amirite?
+60Letting kids sit on a fat old strangers lap is unacceptable. Unless he's a fat old stranger named Santa. amirite?
+56Depression is the unsatisfiable need, the complaint that admits no repair; the empty hole that nothing fits inside; the lack that can't be named; the attitude of such hopeless existential defeatism that even escaping it seems pointless; the low so low that even reflecting on the highest high elicits no joy; the feeling as if something crucial and pure and good has been lost forever, but it's impossible to discern or remember what exactly it was. amirite?