+1,677Famous people are always doing bad things. Lindsey Lohan did drugs, Charlie Sheen getting drunk and hitting a porn star, and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 9:30, amirite?
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+1,028It would be so entertaining to write an amazing, bestselling book that seems to have tons symbolism, but really doesn’t. Then, when all these experts try and analyze it, you can laugh and tell them they’re wrong. “No, the window on Sophia's house is not frosty to represent her struggle to see past the surface of things; the window is frosty because it’s fucking winter time." amirite?
+999The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
+693Imagine if we had a library filled with every book ever created. None of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one, you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world. This would be the greatest library ever, amirite?
+1,111within those few milliseconds of eye contact with a stranger, two seemingly separate lives intersect. what if they have exactly the same taste in movies? what if they were friends in some past life? what if one had once voted in favor of an amirite post made by the other? what if we actually connected with all of the people we brush by with little more than a glance? what if nothing is random? ... amirite?
+1,099The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and know whats there, but stare too long and you'll miss what's in front of you..... amirite?
+517In cultures where text is read from right to left, when someone from that culture pictures time on a linear scale, the past is on the right with the future on the left. In languages with masculine and feminine pronouns, a natural speaker of that language is more likely to point out the aspects of that object that are generally associated with the pronoun's gender. The effect that language has on how we perceive the world is astounding. amirite?
+645It would give you mixed feelings if a zombie was searching for brains and he walked right past you, amirite?
+1,867I think modern pop artists are missing the point about recycling. We're trying to recycle things like paper, plastic, and metal, not songs from the past. Amirite?
+722History teachers are living in the past, English teachers always try to make more out of something than what's there, math teachers look for answers using the concrete ways that they know how, science teachers want answers too but they are always looking for different ways to find that answer and then disprove it, and students are expected to master all of these personalities, amirite?
+638How to get laid: Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense, amirite?
+440Don’t ever use someone’s past against them.You’re just reminding them of the mistakes they made back then. If you watch their facial expression carefully, then you’ll see the hurt in their eyes as they reminisce everything that happened. Never use emotion as a weapon, it strikes deeper than you can imagine. amirite?